ICanHasCheezburger Community Confess Which Random Human Foods Their Cats Will Sacrifice All 9 Lives For (30+ Silly Comments)

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kalila courban
Mar 16, 2023 11:00 AM EDT

Cats have a reputation for being strange eaters, but when it comes to these human foods, they're willing to put all nine lives on the line. We asked the ICanHasCheezburger community which unexpected foods their feline friends would go wild for, and the responses were hilarious.

First on the list is baked goods. It seems that some cats have a real sweet tooth, as they'll go to great lengths to get their paws on anything from muffins to cookies to cake. We can only imagine the look of pure bliss on their faces as they chow down on a fresh-out-of-the-oven treat. Next up is melon. While we humans might think of it as a refreshing snack for a hot summer day, some cats apparently see it as the ultimate delicacy. Whether it's juicy watermelon or succulent honeydew, these felines will go to great lengths to get a bite. Of course, no list of cat-approved foods would be complete without cheese. But it's not just the standard cheddar and mozzarella that get their hearts (and taste buds) racing - some cats will do anything for a slice of brie, a crumble of feta, or even a scoop of cream cheese. We can only imagine the look of smug satisfaction on their faces as they indulge in their fromage fantasies. We can always count on our pawesome community to share all the hilarious details of their lives as cat-owning humans, tune in next time for more silliness!

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    Human body - Jacqueline Frid Red bell peppers. Every time. No hiding place was safe. Chopping them was an experience. Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Heidi Beth Jorgensen Gulics One of mine is crazy for baked goods. Some, she'll sniff and decline. Some, she eats several crumbs of before wandering away. She hasn't been known to steal it, that I'm aware of, but she begs! Brownies are a favorite. Croissants are hit-or-miss. (Yes, I know chocolate is not good for pets, brownies don't have enough in them to bother her.) Like Reply Hide 8w Edited
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    Font - Rebecca Cuevas My grandfather was adopted by a feral barn cat a long time ago. One night he just decided to walk into his trailer and spend the night, and he spent just about every night inside for the rest of his life, even moving with my grandfather to the "city" to live with us a few years later. Anyway, my grandfather didn't have any catfood or anything for this cat when he wandered in so he just shared what he was having for dinner himself: chips and spicy queso and a beer. This cat
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    Cat - Char LaaLaa Reggie will fight you for salad leaves. Demands nut/oat milk from cereal bowl. Hd also collects dried leaves to build a nest Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Katie Lewis My 14 year old tuxedo cat Ellie has never liked any people food except for the occasional bit of tuna or meat (any seasonings rinsed off first). But the other day as my husband was eating some Krispy Kreme donuts, Ellie got close and sniffed at the donut. As a joke, he offered it to her and she took a bite! My husband pinched off the bitten chunk and let her have it. She friggin loved it. We were both stunned. Like Reply Hide 8w 2
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    Cat - Ashlee Lynn O'Neill Ice Cream. This one knows what a thing of Ben and Jerry's looks like and will yell at the top of her lungs until she gets some. Like Reply Hide 8w ARY 2
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    Rectangle - Page Maloney My cat loves blueberry goat cheese. Whenever I eat it she *has* to have some too, so I give it to her as a little treat Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Amy Miller My sister-in-law's cat will about kill someone over some green beans. Every day, she gets a can of green beans, with the liquid in one dish and the beans in another. They buy green beans in bulk from Costco for her. This cat is absolutely not spoiled in any way, shape, or form. Like Reply Hide 8w 3
    via Amy Miller
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    Font - Top fan Beth Marie One of my cats was MAD for twinkies, had to quit buying them. My friend had 2 weirdos- one cost her a security deposit to paint walls because the cat attacked her to get her glass of Baileys, it ended up staining a wall. The other was obsessed with olives. Like Reply Hide 8w 2
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    Font - Malou van Doorn One of my cats is obsessed with beans. Had some canned beans leaking and found him with his head in the bowl, eating the beans like he was posessed Like Reply Hide 8w 3
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    Font - Louisa Pisano Drenchko I had a ginger cat who LOVED BBQ potato chips (like me). I would buy a bag on his gotcha day and he would climb inside and begin crunching. OD 8 Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Sharon Bell Lucinda is addicted to Lays Baked potato chips, peanut butter, and strawberry jam. She sneers at chicken and seafood I called the vet and the poison control center once....was relieved that there isn't enough actual chocolate in one Oreo to cause a problem. They are now carefully locked away. Like Reply Hide 8w Edited
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    Font - Top fan Claire Helfrich My cats go nuts for peanut M&Ms and skittles. Oh no not to eat them - but to wack them around the living room. They chase them as though their lives depended on it. They don't find them remotely interesting once the skittles and m&ms have been smushed. Sometimes, months later, I still find mold m&ms behind the couch. Like Reply Hide 8w 6
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    Font - Sarah Thompson My oldest used to be obsessed with straws. She'd steal them right out of your cup - usually spilling your drink everywhere to do it. My youngest is obsessed with wrapped plastic cutlery. She will steal them off the table. They're her absolute favourite toy in the world. My mom's cat is fiend for the plastic pull tabs from a carton of almond milk or orange juice. She has been since she was a little kitten. She's 3 now and she still goes wild for them. None of them are too pr
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    Rectangle - Jessica Blunt Potato peels!! Growing up our cat, Dandi would come running at the sound of the potato peeler. You peel one to the floor, then like a handful in the trash, then one for the floor, a couple more for the trash, and so on. This cat was hilarious right Lindsey MacKay Like Reply Hide 8w 2
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    Font - Susan Gummere I used to keep bread on top of the fridge along with prepared angel food cakes I would purchase. One cat was always up there, I thought, for the view. Took down the angel food cake pan to prepare dessert for the family, and over several days she had completely hollowed it out. She also loved to rip the plastic off the bread. Top of the bread would be pitted with little cat bites. Like Reply Hide 8w 17
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    Human body - Charli River I had a cat who would climb into the fridge foraging for iceberg lettuce every time he saw it opened Like Reply Hide 8w 3
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    Rectangle - Alyssa Smith My cat would fight to the death for olives. If we had anything with olives we had to make an offering before we could eat in peace. Like Reply Hide 8w + 6 ♥
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    Font - Deana Whitfield Frederick Many years ago we had a cat who was obsessed with cantaloupe and another that loved corn on the cob. Also had one who loved cheese crackers and another that loved pancakes. Like Reply Hide 8w 3
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    Facial expression - Alissa Sly The cat that only liked sharp cheddar has good taste, I would also hit away a peice of American cheese Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Debbrah Foxveil My senior boy LOVES mayonnaise. Not interested in tuna unless it's tuna salad. He'll go full garbage goblin if I bin an empty may jar, however. Like Reply Hide 8w 12
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    Font - Debbie Lo One of ours adored pizza. Any kind. You couldn't leave it out. (He'd been a feral, and I think he'd lived off discarded take away.) One of our current ones loves croissants. Again, they have to go in the cupboard. Like Reply Hide 8w 5
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    Rectangle - Top fan Pat McKay Our departed cat Tigger would mug you for barbecue Pringles. He'd teleport from anywhere in the house at the slightest can rattle. Like Reply Hide 8w 11
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    Rectangle - Amber M Pal Brad Kitt will steal (and violently defend) entire slices of cheese pizza Like Reply Hide 8w 10
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    Cat - Top fan Anita Reeding My Binx comes and finds me every time I make a bagel because he's obsessed with cream cheese! I always have to give him a little on the end of my finger! Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Font - Top fan L Joy Flood My tortie will claw your face off for curated bites of Cracker Barrel sharp cheddar, but it has to be served in the office, never in the kitchen. No other brand of cheese, no other location. Like Reply Hide 8w 26
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    Font - Linda Wright My Siamese cat, Leia, long since moved on to Rainbow Bridge, was obsessed with tinned sweet corn and with ready salted crisps. She was at the vet once when they wouldn't release her until she ate something and they couldn't tempt her with prawns or tuna. They couldn't believe it when I suggested sweet corn and crisps - but it worked! Like Reply Hide 8w 14
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    Cat - Lori Ann Curley My Goober (Brown) loved corn in all its forms. Her sister Lunch (Grey) was allergic. Both now at the Rainbow Bridge. Like Reply Hide 8w D 22
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    Font - Jen Fidan Potatoes. Tompa is obsessed. He would kill for potatoes. Mashed are best but any spuds will do. If you offered him a piece of steak and a chip, he'll take the chip and ignore the steak. Like Reply Hide 8w
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    Rectangle - Anne Carroll Dieringer Had an orange tabby tom that loved sauerkraut, he would ignore the sausage, or schnitzle, to steal the sauerkraut! Like Reply Hide 8w 5
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